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    (PDF/EPUB) [I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It] ´ Sam Pink Not so much a review as a series of uotes from the book interspersed with some things comments out of an obligation to fill the space in between the uotes than out of any desire to communicate anything with anyone about myself or this book And I know different methods of self destruction but none as intense as sitting still by myselfI've got some mixed feelings about this bookOne on the one hand it's hilarious And then I think about some r

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    (PDF/EPUB) [I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It] ´ Sam Pink This is a mixed bag and it has some gems in it Apologies for using the phrase mixed bag in one review but it's apt Some part

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    (PDF/EPUB) [I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It] ´ Sam Pink I've interviewed Sam Pink I've exchanged several e mails with Sam Pink I've read his stories on line I have read his blog and I have even read marveled at his artwork yet as I read through his debut collection I don't know if I know

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    Read ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ë Sam Pink (PDF/EPUB) [I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It] ´ Sam Pink i don’t want to talk about the writing but why was this the saddest book ever and why would anyone recommend this to a heartbroken drowning girl beyond me it’s pretty okay

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Free download I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

Free download I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It Free download ¿ I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It ã PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Read ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ë Sam Pink The Holy Bible of Bad Feelings returnsLongtime bipolar idiot Sam Pink brings you right back to the beginning with this remastered edition of his first underground hit Find out why it would be great to get accidentally killed by a bus Find out how to perform hardcore sex and. Not so much a review as a series of uotes from the book interspersed with some things comments out of an obligation to fill the space in between the uotes than out of any desire to communicate anything with anyone about myself or this book And I know different methods of self destruction but none as intense as sitting still by myselfI ve got some mixed feelings about this bookOne on the one hand it s hilarious And then I think about some recent things going on around these parts of goodreads and I think isn t this just a funnier version of some of the bullshit we ve been seeing lately I couldn t let current events cloud my ratings though so I went with my gut and gave it four stars because if I had read this at another time I would have thoroughly enjoyed it I hate my headAnd if you don t hate yourself no one willAnd your broken skull is not a puzzle it s just garbageSo be ugly for me or I will hammer a nail into your earYou re pathetic and I draw the world on your face before I step on itI put the shit that comes out of your mouth beneath your noseI sit in my room and cut circles out of the dark and throw them beneath you hoping hoping hoping hoping hoping that you will fall somewhere I don t even know about somewhere I couldn t even reach my hand into if I wantedBecause you are afraid to dieBecause you haven t begun to make it necessary yetBecause your whole life is a fucking coloring bookPlease change your mindI was here firstHilarious right A sunburned homeless man came up to me yesterday and showed me his forearm There was gaping would along the bone barely held together by office staples The wound leaked clear liuid I gave him what was in my pockets 70 cents That was probably enough to buy staples Enough to keep his wound somewhat cured And me I m so great it hurtsThat one really spoke to me being so self righteous and all It s like this guy just gets me Sometimes I just want to give myself a great big hug because I m so great of a person The desire to give myself a great big hug I believes cancels out all the times I think about doing awful things to other people You know you re truly alone when you feel the need to tell someone abut a nap you recently tookFucking shit I usually tell Karen every time I spent some of the day napping What is my life turning into But really do you think there is something wrong with a person when sometimes the high point of their day off is a toss up between fighting on the internet with strangers doing laundry or taking a nap I don t think so either Usually those days off end with learning better techniues at punching someone in the face Come to think of it punching things really hard is the high point of those days unless I get to kick things really hard too Then it s kicking things Kicking is fun When I get to hell I will save you a seatWhen you get to hell I will act like i don t know youOk so maybe this isn t all that hilarious or maybe it says something about me that I found this book very funny while reading it I m not uite sure where the humor is at this moment though maybe the absurd part of my brain is shut down for the evening Maybe I m just thinking that there is something wrong with me for being drawn to the depressivepityingviolence of this book And I hope we meet again so you can guess how old I am by the rings around my eyes and I hope we meet again so I can judge how much I ve died according to your limp smileKaren s review was better I don t think I used any passages she did But if I did just chalk it up as another failure

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Free download I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It Free download ¿ I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It ã PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Read ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ë Sam Pink U Because you can't afford too many hellos Because every time you come home you stand in the door way and think It's time for a monster to eat me now And then a monster eats youBe brave enough to read this bookBe brave enough to clone yourself then kill the clone and eat it. i don t want to talk about the writing but why was this the saddest book ever and why would anyone recommend this to a heartbroken drowning girl beyond me it s pretty okay

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Free download I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It Free download ¿ I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It ã PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Read ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Ë Sam Pink Never have any fun Find out why it would be better if your mom was a Ugandan hooker And find out how to fill your mouth with confetti before blowing your own head offBecause a dead horse isn't ever fully beaten Because when you get to Hell there will be a seat saved for yo. This book was a shattered collection of interesting thoughts arranged for your reading pleasure No plot or any of that stuff to get in the way just straight weirdness from Sam Pink and I really enjoyed reading it as I have enjoyed other books by himReading this book is like sitting on a cold metal stoop in the middle of some unknown city in winter and trying to put together a broken mirror with bare hands so you can see yourself again because you forgot what you look like 55 stars Bring Bandaids

  • Paperback
  • 120
  • I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It
  • Sam Pink
  • English
  • 25 September 2018
  • 9781621050278